So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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