If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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