just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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