Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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