Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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