VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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