well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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