they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm just crazy horny about you
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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