He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Watching her eat just hurts me
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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