The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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