Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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