I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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