Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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