so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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