whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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