So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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