that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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