I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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