So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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