Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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