There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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