grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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