I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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