Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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