Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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