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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If its not for food we ain't going out.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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