I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
so that wasnt chicken after all
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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