More tranny stories later!
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I think people are normalizing furries
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