you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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