She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'm too high and old for this...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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