I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I see more hoeing in ur future
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