I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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