she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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