Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize
