White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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