He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He has the fingertips of a God
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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