So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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