Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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