i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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