can u get pink eye on your cock?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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