I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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