She's JV to your varsity
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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