she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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