can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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