doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce