There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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