Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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