Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I am mentally ready for anal.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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