I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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