Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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