I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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