Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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