How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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