i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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